My secondary school sweetheart and I went out together for three years in school before losing our virginity with each other at age 16.

After graduation, we both wanted to go to the same college. However, she was accepted to a college in Sydney, and I had to go to NUS here in Singapore.

We agreed to be faithful to each other and spend any time we could together. As time went on, I would call her, but usually, she wouldn’t be home.

When I wrote, she took two weeks to return my letters. Even when I emailed her at school, she took 4 days to return my messages. Finally, she confessed to me that she wanted to date around.

Of course, I didn’t take this very well and sent her more letters to win back her love, in the final one telling her I’d take a plane the next weekend to see her.

But I guess she became annoyed and since she now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get me off her back.

So, what she did is this: she took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend’s unmentionables and sent it to me with a note reading, “I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone.”

Needless to say, I was heartbroken but, even more so, I was pissed. I wanted revenge. So, what I did next was awesome. I wrote on the back of the photo the following,

“Dear Mum and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!” and mailed the picture to her parents, who are both very conservative!