Communicating with the opposite sex can sometimes be difficult, mainly because the words and phrases are loading with different meanings, depending on your gender. Thinky will help you out by explaining what they mean when they say…
Wants & needs (wontz and nedz) n. female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship. male: Food, sex, remote control and beer.
Butt (but) n. female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes “look bigger.” male: The organ of mooning (and farting).
Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n. female: A desire to get married and raise a family. male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend
Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. female: A good movie, concert, play or book. male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.
Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner. male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.
Taste (tayst) v. female: Something you do frequently to whatever you’re cooking, to make sure it’s good. male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.
Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n. female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion. male: An endless source of enterainment, self-expression and male bonding.
Glass ceiling (glas see-ling) n. female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business. male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up.
Lesbian (lez-bi-an) n. female: A woman who makes love to other women. male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and get really turned on.
Making love (may-king luv) n. female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. male: What men have to call “boinking” to get women to boink.
Remote control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1/2 minutes.
Thingie (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another. male: Playing ball without a cup.