Men, listen up. There are tons of reasons why women go to clubs and it’s not just to have fun.

Why else would women dress up in uncomfortable knee-high boots and barely a piece of cloth covering their bosoms to have fun with their girlfriends? Sha Najak sniffs out the types of women you’d find in a club.

THE PEACOCK

She is the one who seeks your attention but have no intentions of going home with you. She dresses sexily in revealing clothes and dances seductively to the Black Eyed Peas or even Kylie Minogue. Once she catches you looking at her, just like a peacock she spreads her feathers out for more attention. Undoubtedly coquettish, she has enough courage to dance alone while her less than confident friends watch. Most likely, in her small group of girlfriends, she is the one who considered the wild one.

Approachability: Your approach to the typical peacock is to firstly act cool. Once you both established the first eye contact, ignore her. Don’t throw her another glance but your presence should be felt in a calm manner. Casually ask her for the time or a lighter and linger around a bit. If she strikes a conversation first, you’re in luck. If not, make your move after a few minutes.

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THE VA-VA VROOM

This is the one who has no qualms of approaching men. If she finds you attractive enough, she will zoom in on you like a Michael Schumacher on ecstasy behind a racecar. Just like a bloodhound, she will ask you to dance or chat up with you. Sexy, confident and carrying a lot of attitude, she is normally the one dancing on bar tops or somewhere high above where everyone could see. Her friendly attitude applies to her ring of friends – you’ll find her in a pack of equally attractive women. She’s the type to go home with you but will break your heart instantly.

Approachability: Chances are she will approach you first but for some reason you are not in her radar, go up to her and ask for a dance. She likes confident men who show her attention too. Word of advice – don’t offer to buy her drinks since she’s probably getting drinks from interested onlookers.

THE GRAZING DEER

We all grew up with Bambi and the story since taught us that deers are pretty animals. Now meet the human version. She is the one who is sincere, kind, confident, attractive and sexy in a subtle way. Her beauty is skin deep which is evident when you mingle with her or try to have a chat. She can be bitchy if she finds you offensive and drop you in a second. She doesn’t let you know she’s interested but will eventually one day when she’s really sure of it. She loves playing hard to get basically. Oh yeah, she loves a gentleman, the kind who will ask her if she needs more to drink or holds her hair up when she barfs.

Approachability: Start by complimenting her outfit or how good the martinis taste. Be very subtle and make sure she has no clue that you’re picking her up. She’s the kind you can bring home to your mum but will have to do a bit of work to get through to her.

THE PROMISCUOUS

Have you ever seen an agitated lioness prowling in the cage looking like she’s pre-menstruating? The Promiscuous type will play you like the dog she made you out to be. She is the anti-christ of women, the opposite of men who fool around. She might have an equally sexy boyfriend on her arms on a night of clubbing and attract envy from the ladies as well as men, gay or otherwise. She is the kind who will agree to a dance with a man other than her boyfriend and not tell them she’s attached because she is deliberately stirring jealousy. Watching two guys fight it out gives her an ultimate high like a dominatrix vixen in leather admiring the bevy of slaves vying for her attention under her wing.

Approachability: The only way you’ll succeed is if her boyfriend leaves her alone for most of the night, and she’s flirting with you by making eye contact (and a friend of yours can vouch for that). Approach her only if her boyfriend is not bigger than you, or if you have a friend that can back you up if things get ugly. Not recommended if you like the way your face looks right now.

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