Pick up lines NOT to use

In the long long history of male bonding and trying to pick up women (or men, for that matter. Since the whole GLBT thing gets a bit confusing with regards to gender, I’ll leave it at that) there have been plenty of bad advices given.


Love Shackin’

I met my boyfriend at a party this spring. It took us all of two weeks to realise that we were madly in love, and less than that to commence thrilling everyone with the minutiae of our marvellous romance.


The Power of Yes

For me, the ’90s were all about No. No, I’m not sleeping with you, No I’m not putting up with that, No I’m not going there, or wearing that outfit, or doing my hair like that, or finishing that stupid book.